February 2013
1 post
December 2012
4 posts
thelilnan:
mellarkish:
i wonder what a worm looks like under a microscope!
nevermind
tyleroakley:
s6tan:
THIS AUDIO CAPTCHA IS...
November 2012
3 posts
otterbatch:
otterbatch:
If “learned the clarinet at school” isn’t THE most popular term for “I give a fantastic blowjob” by tomorrow morning I’m going to be disappointed in ALL of you.
why is this page empty
look a his expression he knows exactly what he’s saying
October 2012
4 posts
September 2012
3 posts
August 2012
2 posts
July 2012
4 posts
you know what...
swim-swag:
fuck you, I don’t need you anyways. The only reason you’re doing this is because you’re scared of your feelings. One day you’re gonna come back apologizing and I’m gonna laugh in your face because you should have been grateful for what you had before it was gone. Now I’m stuck hating you while missing you and wanting you at the same time and it sucks.
June 2012
5 posts
a special message for a very special someone
maximumbuttitude:
hey
you
dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE IS AW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR SHITTY PARKING JBO IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTUIRE WORLD
Marvel's biggest secret is how they make Robert...
samsamtastic:
RDJ is 5’ 8½”
Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time
Chris (6’ 0½”)
…
problem solved
screaming
May 2012
5 posts
manosukestoned420:
in english class were watching this movie called babel or w/e and theres a scene where some kid started jerking off and my teacher wasnt paying attention and someone was like um theres a kid masturbating in this movie and my teacher literally screamed NO and leapt across the room to cover the screen with her body
April 2012
9 posts
“Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive.”
– Josephine Hart
March 2012
1 post
fallingintothedenouement:
fallingintothedenouement:
so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner
then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale
it turns out she bought shampoo
now we have 13 bottles of shampoo
and 0 bottles of conditioner
here’s another fun little tidbit
the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured...
February 2012
5 posts
4 tags
Happy Valentine's day, John.
isavamp:
Pixiv ~
January 2012
8 posts
